Sometimes I come up with ideas that aren't always that great, others turn out perfect. A couple of months ago I decided to be cute and write my husband a little poem to put in his work lunchbox the next day.
However... cute turned into cheeky, mixed with sweet, mixed with whatever rhymed, and my little cute poem turned into a long one. I didn't plan on writing a poem about farting or falling from trees, but its so me, and not only do I love it, am shocked that I managed to pull off so much rhyming.
My husband has said that I am slowly leaving my little prints around the Internet, so I guess that's one thing down. Snuggle Farting Poem posted on the Internet... Check!
However... cute turned into cheeky, mixed with sweet, mixed with whatever rhymed, and my little cute poem turned into a long one. I didn't plan on writing a poem about farting or falling from trees, but its so me, and not only do I love it, am shocked that I managed to pull off so much rhyming.
My husband has said that I am slowly leaving my little prints around the Internet, so I guess that's one thing down. Snuggle Farting Poem posted on the Internet... Check!
My Kooky Love Poem
For My Mr.D
I love you,
With all my heart,
Even though when we snuggle,
You like to fart.
You love me for me,
For this I am grateful,
Even though at the best of times,
I can be rather painful.
You pee in the shower,
And won’t hang your towels,
But you do sadly invite me to watch,
When you empty your bowels.
I guess it must be love,
To want to share those things with me,
Just as you tolerate,
When I won’t leave you be.
Each morning you leave,
You kiss me goodbye,
It makes me feel special,
Like on a love high.
You call me your princess
But treat me like your queen,
And in return I do my best,
To keep your house clean.
You say I’m spoilt,
Don’t know what I’ve got,
For this you are mistaken,
I have quite a lot.
I have you my sweets,
To snuggle and keep warm,
I have kids, cat and dogs,
Like our own little farm.
Sometimes there are days,
Where I fall from the tree,
And shit gets crazy,
But that’s just me.
With you by my side,
Your love and support,
Nothing but happiness
I must report.
Thank you for everything,
You do for me,
I’ll show you how much I love you,
I hope this doesn’t make you cranky,
But brightens your day,
Needed a break from housework,
And had something to say.
To put it in short words,
I love you long time,
You’re my Mr...D